Greece Reacts to European Union’s Nobel Peace Prize Award It’s a head-scratcher equivalent to awarding the Nobel Marriage Prize to Danny DeVito and Rhea Perlman. Greece responded to the news thusly … Read more More
SARKOZY OUT, SOCIALIST IN From an American perspective, it’s fun to watch a candidate win by promising a 75 percent tax rate on large corporations and those earning 1 million euro. Maybe Obama’s campaign can meme up a pic: “Now THAT’S a freakin’ Socialist.” Read more More
Berlusconi to Resign, Vows to Spend More Time with Underage Hookers Italian Premier Silvio Berlusconi promised to resign after his country’s parliament passes economic reforms and a 2012 budget demanded by the European Union. When and if that will ever happen is anyone’s guess. Read more More
Serbian Authorities Arrest Last War Crimes Fugitive Goran Hadzic Goran Hadzic, the last remaining fugitive wanted by the UN in connection to the Serbian genocide of Croats, has been arrested. The arrest paves the way for Serbia to finally join the European Union and put its terrible past behind them. Read more More
Unloved at Any Speed: Why Can’t We Build Faster Rail Network Like Those Evil Socialists in Europe? The European Union plans to replace some short flights with high-speed rail. Why? They pollute. So how come we’re not making the same moves? Because “high-speed rail is European, and Europeans are Socialist, and Socialists are evil.” Read more More
The European Union’s Draconian Plan to Ban Gas and Diesel-Powered Cars by 2050 The European Union’s transport commission has unveiled a controversial plan to eliminate all conventionally powered cars from cities by 2050. Is that even possible? Read more More
The Bailey’s Bailout: Irish Government Reaches Deal with EU & IMF to Bolster Banks More Guinness for everyone! Move over, Greece: Ireland, the once rising star economy of the euro zone, became the second European country to beg for a rescue. Yes, this is a bigger story than the TSA grabbing your junk. Read more More