There are some do’s and don’t's when committing a crime. When you’re breaking into someone’s home, don’t breastfeed. Or shower.
Dumb Criminals Tag
This dumb maniac in Tacoma, Washington, called police on himself — and then, after fleeing successfully, led them right to his new location.
A living, breathing neck named Juergen Heinricher, 30, has been charged with lewd and lascivious behavior after swimming naked with his girlfriend’s child.
An overalls-clad gentleman drinking a cold one and driving around in a skyjack somehow expected not to draw any trouble from the police.