Go Home, You’re Drunk! 25 Objects That Need to Call It a Night Those hangovers are gonna be ROUGH. Read more More
In Soviet Russia, Brick Breaks You Over Head A drunk Russian man is holding a large brick over his head. Will he or won’t he? He will. Read more More
Watch a Dolphins Fan Gets KO'd in Parking Lot The Miami Dolphins haven’t been good in a long while. Naturally, the most interesting thing that’s happened to them this season came when one fan sucker-punched another in an empty parking lot after Sunday’s loss. OUCH. Read more More
Man Drunk Dials 911 to Complain About Broken iPhone 5 Times Let’s pretend for a moment that your iPhone isn’t working properly. So annoying! What do you do? Do you go to the Apple Store? Do you call your cellphone carrier store? Or, do you call 911? Tough decision. Read more More
And the Winner for Stupidest Thing Ever Done at a Concert Goes to… ..38-year old Darrell Abbott, who ripped out a fellow concert-goer’s tracheotomy tube last week at a Godsmack concert in Iowa. He then added another charged down at the police station when he rolled a wheelchair into a cop. Read more More
MC Hammered: Potentially Drunk TV Anchor Resigns After Rambling at Charity Gig Paul Mueller, a reporter in Springfield, MA, resigned after video surfaced of his seemingly drunken appearance at a charity event in honor of the 11-year-old boy who hung himself two years ago after being bullied at school. Read more More
It’s Science: You’re Not an Alcoholic, You’re a Genius Girlfriend on your back about being a belligerent, hate spewing alcoholic? Good news! Now you can outwit her by citing not one, BUT TWO studies that concluded that people of above-average intelligence are the ones who lika da sauce. Read more More