Florida Teen Eats Acid, Doesn’t Want People to Cut Off His Penis, Then Does A Florida student ate some acid, then made random statements about God, then told people not to cut off his penis, then to cut it off. Then it gets weird. Read more More
Naked Dude Arrested for Beating to the Beat at Ultra Music Fest (SFW) Last year’s Ultra Music Festival gave us a tree humping young lady, but it’s an entirely different kind of trunk loving that’s happening in Miami this year. Read more More
Man Busted With 100 Bags of Heroin ‘Inside Anus’ Will Be Butt of Jokes This may go down as the best ever use of “NO HOMO, SON.” Read more More
Awesome Maine Rep. Diane Russell Appears In Reddit Weed Thread While some government officials are still struggling to master Twitter, Diane Russell is busy chatting about weed, Liz Lemon and Zelda with Redditors. Read more More
‘You Want a Little Pot?’: Drug-Dealing Prank Confuses Mall Cop When pranks work perfectly. Make sure you stick around for the security guard in the last segment: Dude thinks he’s about to make the bust of his life. Read more More
28 Grams of Cocaine Helped This 4th Grader to Win the Science Fair With the help of a few drugs sniffing dogs and $1,300 worth of cocaine 4th grader Emma Bartelt blew away the competition at the school science fair. Read more More
Brazil’s Crack Epidemic: The Harsh Reality in 5 Bleak Photos With the reputation of a nation at stake, Brazil can no longer afford to to turn a blind eye to the crack epidemic overtaking the country. Read more More