Human Can Opener Shows You How a Real Man Drinks Beer This dude has gums like Firestone tires and teeth like the shards of Narsil. Do not try this at home. Read more More
Turn a Watermelon Into a Keg of Boozy Summertime Awesomeness You could be enjoying watermelon in a way you never imagined was possible. Read more More
Amazing Mini-Bar Inside an Old Globe As an adult, finding alcohol in a cherished family artifact must be like opening the door to Narnia. This Redditor found a secret, tiny bar in his 81-year-old grandfather’s globe. Read more More
This Epic Sake Bomb Fail Is Pure Schadenfreude When you order sake bombs, you feel excited. When you feel excited, you also turn into the Hulk and slam the table as hard as you can. When you slam the table as hard as you can, the table breaks. When the table breaks, your sake bombs drench you. Read more More
Watch This Hilarious DUI Involving a Drunk Guy in a Scissor Lift An overalls-clad gentleman drinking a cold one and driving around in a skyjack somehow expected not to draw any trouble from the police. Read more More
The 8th Wonder of the World: Georgia’s Alcoholic Drinking Fountain Behold! This attraction in the seaside Georgian city of Batumi is something straight out of “Willy Wonka”: a fountain that unleashes a 70-proof local spirit called chacha. This will likely kill several tourists. Read more More
10 Sexiest Things to Do if You’re Alone on Valentine’s Day Only douchebags and sexual predators think it’s cool to go to bars on V-Day and pick up lonely single chicks. We’ve got a better plan to be undeniably awesome all by yourself. Here’s how you’re gonna do it (and now, hopefully, you did it). Read more More