Jesus Postpones His Second Coming So Oprah Can Have a Proper Farewell Oprah Winfrey gave herself a star-studded affair for her final three shows. An audience of 20,000 showed up in Chicago to watch everyone from Tom Hanks to Aretha Franklin show their love for the talk show host. Read more More
The Smiths: The Final Guests for Oprah’s Final Daytime Show Finally Revealed Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith will be Oprah’s final guests on May 25th. Any surprises? ‘Cuz it’s hard to imagine that the last show of Oprah’s 25-year run would end only with a simple interview with DJ Jazzy Jeff’s sassmouthed sidekick and the lead actor in a TNT medical procedural. Read more More
[VIDEO] Should Hot Saucing Your Child’s Mouth as Punishment Be Considered Child Abuse? A 36-year-old Alaskan mother of six is — and we’re contractually obligated by the rest of the national news media to say it this way — “in hot water over hot sauce.” She now faces child abuse charges for disciplining her son. But should she? Read more More
Well, You Knew This Was Coming: Golden-Voiced Ted Williams Reportedly Off To Rehab Formerly homeless, golden-voiced sensation Ted Williams will reportedly enter rehab, acknowledging a drinking problem on a Dr. Phil episode. On the bright side, at least he’s not headless and cryogenically frozen like some other Ted Williamses. Read more More