When pranks work perfectly. Make sure you stick around for the security guard in the last segment: Dude thinks he’s about to make the bust of his life.
With the help of a few drugs sniffing dogs and $1,300 worth of cocaine 4th grader Emma Bartelt blew away the competition at the school science fair.
This PSA turned out to be 100 percent correct — especially about the cats. Also: Paul Ryan’s workout plan, presidents on cocaine, food fights, tattoos and more.
What do Charles Barkley beating Mitt Romney like a drum, Lindsay Lohan losing her tampons and the Pulitzer Prize-winning Huffington Post opining on opposite-sex friendships have in common? They’re all part of this week’s Headlines That Suck.
An odd cache is up for auction next week: In it, documents that reveal Hitler to be a compulsive farter who loved coke and cars and needed injections of bull semen to help him hump Eva Braun. What a glorious revelation.
The Philly.com story about a drug dealer who tied 89 little bags of coke and heroin to his penis is worth a read, if for no other reason then to see a traditional media outlet use the word “schlong” in the lede.