When pranks work perfectly. Make sure you stick around for the security guard in the last segment: Dude thinks he’s about to make the bust of his life.
With the help of a few drugs sniffing dogs and $1,300 worth of cocaine 4th grader Emma Bartelt blew away the competition at the school science fair.
This PSA turned out to be 100 percent correct — especially about the cats. Also: Paul Ryan’s workout plan, presidents on cocaine, food fights, tattoos and more.
What do Charles Barkley beating Mitt Romney like a drum, Lindsay Lohan losing her tampons and the Pulitzer Prize-winning Huffington Post opining on opposite-sex friendships have in common? They’re all part of this week’s Headlines That Suck.
An odd cache is up for auction next week: In it, documents that reveal Hitler to be a compulsive farter who loved coke and cars and needed injections of bull semen to help him hump Eva Braun. What a glorious revelation.
The Philly.com story about a drug dealer who tied 89 little bags of coke and heroin to his penis is worth a read, if for no other reason then to see a traditional media outlet use the word “schlong” in the lede.
Sometimes you put 51 pounds of coke in your gas tank. Sometimes Lindsay Lohan bombs on SNL. Sometimes Coulter compares Breitbart to John Lennon. Sometimes a couple has public sex in a museum. In these times, Headlines That Suck is there for you.