Who run the world? Elves. Blah.
Deck the halls with balls and dildos … that’s how it goes, yes? No?
Why it will be the Snapchat of weddings …
We take it Rudolph wasn’t named after Hess?
Probably still messed up their luggage, though.
Hey, it beats “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer.”
People falling down will never not be funny. People dressed as Santa Claus falling down? Gold, Jerry, gold.
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