Good tune, good tune: ♫ It angers you if I compare you to a pedophile / Because he’s sick, right, and you’re better, how? ♫
Police arrested more than 150 people accused of burning down homes belonging to Christians in east Pakistan. Of course, it’s all about blasphemy.
Bro, nobody wants to kiss you. Not until you shave that stupid, ugly-ass molestache and stop giving Jesus the most determined, predatory bedroom eyes. Even worse, you know Pilate is watching you. Dude. Ugh.
From Rick Santorum almost calling Obama the N-word to Geraldo Rivera’s hoodie rant to Christian sex to the women’s Olympic volleyball teams nixing bikinis, this is your weekly edition of Headlines That Suck. Here’s your hilarious round-up.