As the Rapture grows nearer, an entrepreneurial atheist group known as “Eternal Earth-Bound Pets” is offering to adopt your pet when you head to Heaven…for a nonrefundable small fee of course. True genius.
“I feel like organizing or getting some freelance work done might be the responsible thing, but I’d really rather drink wine and paint a picture. So, it is my responsible side that tells me to do work? Or is that the *American* work ethic that tells me I’m not good enough unless I’m productive?”