If you’re one of those people who only reads Playboy for the articles, the magazine’s July 2012 issue will feature what’s being billed as an “explosive new interview” with Charlie Sheen. Oh, and Jenny McCarthy will return to nudity.

From Charlie Sheen’s #winning tweets to the debt ceiling crisis and global protests, it seems the whole world went nuts in 2011. Thankfully, JibJab was there to put its own unique spin on things.

The jokes in these two clips are meh, which hopefully means the good stuff is too vulgar for television. After all, Charlie Sheen is probably an easier target than a drunk chick at a state school frat party.

Anytime you can recount Charlie Sheen’s insane past year through the iconic nuclear cowboy scene from Kubrick’s Dr. Strangelove, well, you’ve got our attention now.

You can’t keep a good man down. Or, at the very least, you can’t keep a man who carries the electrified voltage of tiger’s blood and Adonis DNA running through his awesome veins down. Yup, Sheen is looking to get back into the sitcom game.

Duh, Winning: In era of DVR, is this even a big deal for CBS?

Why does “vanilla” candidate insist on telling awful jokes?

The logic is simple: Ashton Kutcher already took over for Bruce Willis, so why not another ’80s star? Kutcher will reportedly be paid $1 million per episode to star on the show.

Actor David Spade has donated $200,000 to assist the Red Cross’s tornado disaster relief efforts in the southern states devastated by last week’s violent storms. All is forgiven now for the movie Grown Ups.

So @tigerwoods just got done #BlowingUp Twitter with his impromptu Q&A session. Here are the ten questions we would have preferred he answer, not that we don’t enjoy learning his favorite ice cream flavor is vanilla with rainbow sprinkles.

The National Geographic’s Expedition Week special Tiger Man of Africa reminds us that 1) Tigers are pretty rad 2) The miracle of life is pretty icky and 3) Even baby animals covered in placenta juice are awfully cute.

On the second night of his tour, Charlie Sheen pulled a 180-degree turn and pulled off a completely different show then the night before. Crazy self destruction of the definition of winning?

March Madness, Sheen Madness, Koran Madness & Spider Tree Madness. Here’s everything you need to know about what happened this past weekend and more. That spiders-in-trees- story is especially awesome.

Charlie Sheen kicked off his Violent Torpedo of Truth Tour in Detroit on Saturday night. It did not, to be generous, go well at all. Check out this full breakdown of the event and a running chronicle of the night in tweets.

“Now, we may not in this room have ‘tiger blood’ like he does, “Pawlenty began. “But we do have something else in common with him. There’s going to be a lot of ‘winning’ on the Republican side in 2012.” Several audience members chuckled.

Like Afghanistan, it’s the place where tribal dialects make communication incredibly challenging, the place whose unmappable meandering layout renders navigation hopeless, the place where it’s easy to be separated from your brothers in arms: IKEA.

Chris Brown just wanted to promote his new album on Good Morning America. Instead, he had to discuss Rihanna. Then he hulked out, broke a window and took to Twitter. And why is he gettin’ gruff when Charlie Sheen’s being applauded?

Would you vouch for Charlie Sheen? Andrew Bank’s new start-up, VouchBoard, went down to SXSW to ask that very question. And how come The Social Network makes starting a world-changing company seem so easy? Fincher’s got some explaining to do.

A paparazzo caught up with the former Dirty Father Goose, clad in a Gold’s Gym shirt and eye-patch, to ask his opinion on Gilbert Gottfried’s AFLAC sacking. Dice offered no comment on that, but he did give Charlie Sheen a piece of his mind.

Charlie Sheen’s antics have angers a Coven of warlock in Salem, Mass., who intended to magically blind the deranged actor.