Sorry, Enrico Palazzo, This Is Worst Rendition of ‘Star-Spangled Banner’ Ever Alexis Normand’s “Star-Spangled Banner” was the worst rendition of the American national anthem of all-time. OF ALL-TIME! Read more More
Canadian MP Asks Parliament If the Money’s ‘In the Banana Stand’ Opposition Leader Thomas Mulcair asked Parliament whether missing money was in the banana stand. Okay, Bluth fans, which one of you just blue yourself? Read more More
Four Round Women Allegedly Sexually Assault 19-Year-Old Man Toronto police are looking for four female suspects who allegedly sexually assaulted a 19-year-old man. Naturally, people don’t think women can assault men. Read more More
Deer Stuck on Frozen Lake Blown to Safety by Helicopter Gusts The coolest deer rescue you’ll ever see. Read more More
Youth Hockey Coach Sentenced to Jail For Tripping 13-Year-Old Players get two minutes in the penalty box for tripping. Coaches who trip opposing 13-year-old players in the handshake line get a bit more time. Read more More
MP: ‘Canada Will Never Become a Safe Haven for Zombies … EVER!’ When it comes to Canada’s zombie apocalypse preparedness plans, debate in the House of Commons gets very heated … and very Canadian. Read more More
Canadian Grandpas Sing ‘Can You Feel the Love Tonight’ at Tim Hortons Canada: socialized medicine, medical marijuana and a group of grandpas covering songs from “The Lion King” in a Tim Hortons. We feel it. Read more More