Headline of the Week: ‘No charges for man over water he gave girlfriend’ A man gave his girlfriend water tainted with chlorine, but it didn’t seem intentional. We’re just glad Gloria from White Men Can’t Jump wasn’t involved. Read more More
Teen Manager of Long John Silver’s Caught Peeping on Peeing Women ‘In Long John Silver’s? I go over there all the time. I used to use the restroom too.’ Read more More
Old Dude Fends Off Would-Be Burglars With Bow and Arrow Here’s your first look at Gran Torino II: Medieval Boogaloo. Read more More
James Deen Wants to Bang Female Fans for a New Video Series In a Reddit AMA on California’s Measure B, the scruffy, Jewy porn star hinted at a new project his fans ought to be, well, excited about. Read more More
Watch This Alleged Drunk Driver Crash Into a Liquor Store A 34-year-old man was arrested late Friday night after driving his pickup truck into the Kay Bee Liquor store. Well, he got there perfectly. Read more More
California Bans ‘Ex-Gay’ Therapy For LGBT Youth In California, intolerant parents can no longer force their children to attend “ex-gay” therapy programs that aim to brainwash kids into acting like something they’re not. Read more More
Watch the Endeavour Space Shuttle Fly Over Disney World The retired 20-year-old space shuttle said farewell to America in the most fitting way possible. Read more More