No matter what’s coming up behind you, even if it’s a Google van, you’ve just gotta pick ’em. Wedgies will always trump public embarrassment. We feel for you, sister. Here’s hoping you made it safely to a place where you could pick your butt in peace.
Over five years, April Brown’s frequent butt injections caused life-threatening infections. Last year, to save her own life, she underwent multiple amputations, removing her legs and parts of her arms.