Next time, probably best to hire the more traditional Batman. Whoa, check it, this is one of those rare instances when the top YouTube comment is hysterical, accurate and not mean-spirited: “Some men just want to watch the world eat cake.”
A brawl erupted at a Texas girl’s Quinceañera, apparently when the hosts ran out of beer. There are so many things wrong with that sentence: Who the hell brings alcohol to a child’s birthday party? Who the hell brings GUNS to a child’s birthday party?