The reason everyone loves The Onion so much? It’s not the mirror they hold up blah blah blah. It’s that they get it right EVERY F*&KING TIME.
big brother Tag
More than 1 million photos and 1,000 hours of video have just been sent to the Vancouver police in an attempt to bring anonymous rioters to justice. Social media sites have become hubs of “naming and shaming” the previously unknown agitators. Welcome to 2011.
All this hubbub about a damn drink has been really grinding Wannabe Genius’ gears lately. And since we’re sure you’re all tired of reading about the damn thing, he’ll be brief: The gub’ment is going full-retard on this one (hey, what else is new?).