Members of the Philadelphia Orchestra found themselves delayed for three hours in China. So they decided to perform.
Who’s bright idea was it to make the new headquarters of the People’s Daily, the Communist Party’s main propaganda machine, look like a giant dong?
“Many of the Chinese woman I’ve come across dress like they’re about 12. Maybe they’re trying to find the right pedophile to settle down with, I’m not sure. But it’s like there’s a secret directive that requires woman to wear childish, stupid, frilly, shiny things.”