Bacon-Flavored Condoms Inspire These 20 Pig Pun Post Headlines Bacon-flavored condoms?! The latest offering from J&D Foods inspired some great headline puns like Makin’ Bacon, Wine, Dine, Swine 69 and Boink Oink. Read more More
Thousands of Dead Pigs Found in Shanghai River, Tap Water Bacon-y More than 2,800 dead pigs have been found floating in a river that flows through Shanghai. Officials say the city’s tap water is still safe to drink. Read more More
This Three-Legged Dog Named Tofu, Ironically, Loves Beggin’ Strips Tofu is clearly giving thanks for the aroma of bacon. Read more More
Reddit in Crisis as Bacon Shortage Goes Global Batten down the hatches, Internet. Droughts and shrinking sow herds point to a pig product we WON’T be bringing home. Read more More
Child Lindsay Lohan Dressed in Garbage and More Web Goodness Lohan and Letterman discuss the starlet’s first TV appearance, in which she dressed in trash found in a subway car. MORE: A $250,000 love story, zombie douchebags, and Ron Swanson’s bacon slam poetry. Read more More
Food Porn Makes Us Want to Masticate The Kardashians are dying, moms are throwing children off ledges, the Atlanta sheriff dons a KKK robe — and all we can think about is bacon. Read more More
‘Rub Some Bacon on It’ Is Our Generation’s Anthem Exploding cats, sharts, mono — is there anything bacon can’t fix? Check out Rhett and Link’s totally absurd new song. Read more More