Uninspired TIME Editors Award Obama ‘Person of the Year 2012’ Obama again? Liberal media plus centrist president equals conservative choice. TIME’s runner-up would have been a much more inspired choice. Read more More
Bad Sex in Fiction Award Bestowed on Balls-Weighing ‘Infrared’ ‘In a delirium of restrained desire, I weigh, stroke and lick Kamal’s balls, then take his p3n1s in my hands …’ Read more More
Let’s Get It Un: Kim Jong-un Grows Up Switzerland isn’t just the go-to place for organized criminals (UBS) and former Nazis (Deutsche Bank) to quietly stash their cash. The currency-rich and scruples-poor country doesn’t just launder liquid assets — it also provides dictator day-care. Read more More
The Tracy Morgan Shtick: Dangerous at High Altitude The star of NBC’s “30 Rock” was rushed to a Utah hospital Monday morning after collapsing at Sundance. Morgan’s rep claims the hospitalization is due to a “combination of exhaustion and altitude,” and no drugs or alcohol were found in Morgan’s system. Read more More
2012 Golden Globe Noms: Who Will Be Skewered By Ricky Gervais? The Hollywood Foreign Press has announced the list of movies, TV shows and celebrities that host Ricky Gervais will mercilessly mock to a live worldwide audience. Isn’t that what everyone is going to watch for anyway? Read more More
Should Pepper Spray Be TIME’s Person of the Year? Two more incidents: 14-year-old sprays classmates & Phoenix protest… Read more More