Over in Russia, a guy decided he wanted to swim with the dolphins at an Aquarium. Not surprisingly, security didn’t take too kindly to his desires. Rather than escort him out gently, they decided to do it with their fists. Chuck Norris would be proud.
An aquarium owner in Sydney, Australia had a car drive through his store, killing many of his fish. But instead of acting distraught, the owner seemed to be in good spirits about the entire incident. Check out the punchline to this joke.