Lawmaker Blasts Constituent's ‘Slave-holding, Murdering...Baby-raping’ Kin When a lawmaker invokes “slave-holding, murdering, adulterous, baby-raping, incestuous, snaggle-toothed, backward-a**ed, inbreed…kin folk,” it’s news. Read more More
Huntsville New Anchor Reads Teleprompter, Boyfriend’s Proposal From Huntsville, Alabama, a perfect story that combines America’s love of public marriage proposals with its insatiable desire for local news. Read more More
Why Didn’t We Care Much That a Boy Was Held in a Bunker For 7 Days? America didn’t much care that a survivalist boarded a bus, killed the driver and absconded with a boy, who was held in an underground bunker for seven days. Read more More
LISTEN: Alabama Teacher Decries ‘Fat Butt Michelle Obama’ and ‘Queers’ No action has been taken so far against Bob Grisham, a head football coach who was recorded speaking out against “fat butt Michelle Obama” and “queers.” Read more More
Pistol Takes Aim at the Readers on the Front Page of The Decatur Daily Stare down the barrel of a .38-caliber pistol on the front page of Friday morning’s The Decatur Daily as Whitney Wright takes aim at the reader. Read more More
Brent Musburger’s Mouth Waters for More Than Just Miss Webb on Conan What’s so special about Katherine Webb? Conan uncomfortably discovers the hilarity behind Brent Musberger’s sexual appetite. Read more More