‘Home Run Hitler’? How Did They Nazi This Typo In the Yearbook?! Perhaps the infamous Heil Hitler salute was nothing more than a Babe Ruthian gesture of Adolf’s calling his shot? Read more More
It’s Like the Pot Calling the Kettle Hitler I’m a little Nazi, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all fired up about the Motherland, hear me shout, tip me over and commit unthinkable genocide. Read more More
5 Things We Don’t Celebrate on 4/20 Happy 4/20, brahhh. You stoned, too? Yeah no, because it’s like Weed Day, a stoner holiday. Whoooa. Weird, considering all the creepy stuff on this day. Read more More
Radio Host Calls For Third (Reich) Party With Charismatic Leader Right-wing radio host Michael Savage says “We need a nationalist party in the United States of America,” one with a charismatic leader. Um, Hitler? Read more More
Did You Know Adolf Hitler Was in the Crew of ‘Airplane II’? The 1982 sequel to the Leslie Nielsen classic that coined the phrase “… and don’t call me Shirley” may not have been critically acclaimed, but it did pull off a seemingly impossible feat: employing a dictator who had been dead for 37 years. Read more More
HTS: Neigh Means Neigh, Hitler Loved Bull Semen, Woman Bites Dog & More This week on Headlines That Suck, George Michael can’t understand why nobody is taking him seriously, a woman bites a dog, and some guy exposes himself to blind people … or does he? Jennifer Martin delivers the goods. Read more More
Adolf Hitler: Compulsive Farter, Cocaine Craver, Bull Semen Injector An odd cache is up for auction next week: In it, documents that reveal Hitler to be a compulsive farter who loved coke and cars and needed injections of bull semen to help him hump Eva Braun. What a glorious revelation. Read more More