With Seth MacFarlane Out, Who Should Host The Oscars Next Year? Seth MacFarlane says he won’t host the Oscars again, opening up the duties for someone else. Here are eight alternatives for next year’s ceremony. Read more More
In Quasi-Defense of The Onion Calling Quvenzhané Wallis the C Word Classic omelet/breaking eggs situation. You can’t get Onion-caliber humor on the regular without calling a few nine-year-old girls the C-word along the way. Read more More
How the Obama Are Watching the Oscars (UPATE: FLOTUS Appears) This is how the First Family will watch those left-wing Hollyweird homosexing elitist lib’ruls tonight at the Academy Awards. Read more More
Anne Hathaway Goes Fembot, Jennifer Lawrence Is Stunning Oscars red carpet: Anne Hathaway, well done on that BRING IN THE FEM-BOTTTTS! dress. Jennifer Lawrence, you are the best-looking woman in Hollywood. Read more More
What Does Quvenzhané Wallis’s Puppy Purse Look Like? “Describe what Quvenzhané Wallis’s puppy purse looks like!” –New E! co-host Samuel L. Jackson on the Oscars red carpet? Read more More
Chocolate Oscars Statues That Nobody in L.A. Will Likely Eat Feast your eyes on the chocolate statue desserts at this year’s Governor’s Ball, the annual post-Academy Awards party catered by Wolfgang Puck. Read more More