‘All Up in My Snatch’ Is the Name of Petraeus’ Biography, Says ABC Denver The Petraeus scandal just gets better and better. This is what happens when you take things from the Internet without doing a little research first. Read more More
Make a Hovercat Part of Your Family! June is Adopt a Shelter Cat month. But like ABC News’ Dan Harris, you don’t have to settle for just any feline. Watch this awesome, meme-parodying ad by the ASPCA. Read more More
Twitter Typo Turns Maryland Murder-Suicide Into Murder-Poop-Suicide A tragic murder-suicide led to a regrettable typo for the local ABC affiliate. Is it possible it’s true? Sure. But no details have emerged confirming or denying whether or not this man made a boom-boom before going bang-bang. Read more More
12 Funny Tweets About Newt Winning South Carolina Newt Gingrich won the South Carolina primary on Saturday, 15 years to the day he was censured by the House for ethical wrongdoing. Here’s what Twitter jokesters had to say about the serial adulterer’s victory there. Read more More
Newt Smash: Gingrich Deflects "Open Marriage" Issue With CNN Rebuke Newt Gingrich may have won the upcoming South Carolina primary in the first few minutes of Thursday night’s CNN Debate. Moderator John King, don’t ask him about his moral character — you won’t like Newt when he’s angry. Read more More
Newt's Ex Speaks: Gingrich Asked Her for "Open Marriage" Newt Gingrich’s second ex-wife came forward to tell ABC her husband admitted a six-year affair his his current wife and asked her for an “open marriage.” Here’s why this interview is important, in context. Read more More
Enjoy: Shot-for-Shot Cat Parody of “Work It” Trailer What’s funnier than men dressing up as women to find work during the recession? Two down-on-their-luck dudes who suit up in whiskers and cat ears. This is the show ABC should have made instead. Read more More