Adopting a Dog? Yeah, I Wouldn’t Wear That Redditor th3historian submits: “I was at Petland yesterday and saw this.” We have no context for this picture, but it is on the Internet, so it is true and real and relevant to today’s conversation. This guy’s troll level levels off at an easy 99. “Hey, do you have any pit bulls?” Come on, dude, just … why? STUFF YOU MAY HAVE MISSED: • Tim Tebow, Here’s Your Handy Guide to Gotham • Karl Rove, You Delusional Little F*&kface • The Incredible 100-Year Life of Manohar Aich, India’s 1952 Mr. Universe