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“Wake the F*&k Up!” Near-Naked Dude Wants to Be Next Minneapolis Mayor

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
September 13, 2013 at 10:31 am



Jeff Wagner wants to be the next mayor of Minneapolis.

He’s fine with making a measly $100,000 to do the job. He will not take money from the developers. He will not take money from the political angle. He will not go to the strip clubs anymore. And did we mention he emerges from the water with a cup coffee with skin-tight compression shorts and a goatee that would make Sammy Hagar proud?

If “Vote for me and my wet bulge” isn’t his slogan, he should lose.

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His @modernrocktc Twitter bio, by the way, says he “was born to make music video programing that pot smokers and beer drinkers will not turn the channel while our show is on.” Okay then.

[via @SimonMaloy]
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