Bethany, a 17-year-old Tumblr user, will “probably want to mate with you” if “you like Pink Floyd, Fall Out Boy, Radiohead, or turtles.”
She also has a friend who lives next door to Texas Gov. Rick Perry, and this friend invited the failed presidential candidate over for a Guitar Hero battle. It’s unknown who won the game, but the real winner is The Internet.
Digg’s Veronica De Souza tweeted about the epic battle: “Rick Perry comes over ‘to play guitar hero’ and then ‘Hi, I’m Chris Hansen.'”
And then Photoshop Magician and Twitter Sweetheart @Darth stepped up:
Surely Perry doesn’t deserve such Photoscorn for what was probably a neighborly game, but hey, let’s have a laugh because Chris Hansen.