UPDATE: Jack Nicholson threw to Michelle Obama in the White House to hand out the award for Best Picture, Argo. GIF’d announcement:
SOME RED CARPET GEMS:
• Anne Hathaway Goes Fembot, Jennifer Lawrence Is Stunning
• What Does Quvenzhané Wallis’s Puppy Purse Look Like?
FLOTUS at the Oscars:
EARLIER: This is how the First Family will watch those left-wing Hollyweird homosexing elitist lib’ruls tonight at the Academy Awards: