Canada is one of the most polite nations on this Earth, but not even our northern neighbors would buy a zombie a fresh, hot cup of Tim Horton’s delicious coffee. To underscore that fact, check out this clip from the House of Commons, where Canadian Parliament member Pat Martin of Winnipeg posed a question about the country’s Zombie Apocalypse preparedness to Foreign Affairs Minister John Baird. Baird’s rebuttal is pure Canadian win.
But how could you blame Martin? He’s just trying to ensure that Canada is as prepared as Montana when it comes to their emergency zombie alert system.