The Most Censored Phrases on China’s Biggest Social Network SHARE: Tweet Disinformation’s Jacob Sloan has compiled a list from Blocked on Weibo, a Tumblr devoted to the terms blocked from searches on the popular Chinese social media site. Some are fairly obvious: “nude photograph”? “Analingus”? Scandalous! But others, such as “chess opening” and “three-color cat,” just boggle the mind. Click here for the full list (and list of banned Wikipedia entries) and here for Sloan’s favorites. Here’s a (NSFW) selection: 同性爱 | Homosexuality 兽奸 | Bestiality 内射 | Cum 军阀 | Warlord 冷溶 | Leng Rong 列确 | Legqog 小洞洞 | Xiaodong Dong [vagina] 小洞穴 | Small cave [vagina] 小鸡巴 | Small Cock 彭博社 | Bloomberg 工人党 | Workers’ Party 干你娘 | Dry your mother [Fuck your mother] 毋忘我 | Forget-me-not [plant] 穆斯林 | Muslim 袭击者 | Attacker 办证 | ID card 动乱 | Turmoil 卖淫 | Prostitution 博讯 | Boxun 反共 | Anti-communist 吗啡 | Morphine 吞精 | Cum shot 吴仪 | Wu Yi 吹箫 | Blow flute 咪咪 | Mimi 咸片 | Salty discs [pornographic film] 屄 | Cunt 64 | 64 东突 | East Turkistan 中共 | CPC 乌尔 | Ur 乔石 | Qiao Shi 九评 | Nine Commentaries 乱伦 | Incest 乳交 | Tit 亂倫 | Incest 五毛 | Fifty cents 余杰 | Yu Jie 做爱 | Sex 储波 | Chu Bo 元老 | Veteran 党国 | Party-state 共军 | PLA 共狗 | Communist bandit 射颜 | Facial 尤物 | Sex symbol 屁股 | Ass 巨乳 | Big-breated 巨奶 | Giant milk 布局 | Chess opening 库车 | Kuqa 异见 | Dissident 性爱 | Sex 性虐 | S&M 恋童 | Pedophilia 恋足 | Foot Fetish 情色 | Erotic 打炮 | Shelling 抗议 | Protests 操我 | Fuck me 操逼 | Fuck 无毛 | Hairless 春药 | Aphrodisiac 东京热 | Tokyo hot 严家其 | Yan Jiaqi 中宣部 | Propaganda 中联办 | The Liaison Office 主神教 | Main Church What are your favorites? Weigh in below. MORE STORIES YOU MAY LIKE: • Letter of Resignation From the Washroom Attendant in the Beast’s Castle • Celebs Photoshopped With One Tiny Hand • Everything You Ever Wanted to Know About Dave Franco, Brother of James • Peyton to Denver: 10 Future Careers for Tim Tebow HVculture HVCulture is our bin for all things Culture.