Rick Santorum Gorges on Chick-fil-A While His Children Watch in Horror The ex–presidential candidate was so busy packing hate-chicken into his frothing, gaping maw that he almost — ALMOST — shut the fuck up about gays for a minute. SEE MORE: • Boston’s Mayor Sends F**k-You Letter to Chick-fil-A; Also, Chick-fil-A’s PR Reps Are Idiots • In Case You Forgot How Disgustingly Homophobic Chick-fil-A Is