Every election season, we are inundated with images of the candidates looking as heroic and imperious as possible. It’s reassuring to be reminded that there are times when even our Ridiculously Photogenic President himself looks less than his best. Politicians — they’re just like us! Except when someone posts an awkward picture of you to Facebook, the internet’s Photoshop maestros usually don’t all go to town on it.
To wit: Zombie Obama needs your votes.
He may even be willing to pay for them.
If you don’t vote, he’ll use his socialist Kenyan force lightning on you.
He’ll take away your rights, and your candy.
You’d be pumped if you got to tickle a slow loris, too.
Or Elmo, for that matter.
Weiners are pretty funny, even when you’re president.
If he gets elected, he’ll sing everyone songs.
Maybe they’ll be Bieber songs! Yes please.
We just can’t believe there isn’t one of him reaching towards a whole bunch of boobs yet. Come on, internet!