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Here’s the ‘Breaking Bad’ Porn Parody You’ve Been Waiting For

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By HVentertainment
November 7, 2012 at 6:33 pm



A CableACE award used the be the signifier that a show had reached a certain level of critical success, now we have porn parodies.

Just in time for it’s final season, Breaking Bad has received the official porn parody treatment that comes with a rather unimaginative title Breaking Bad XXX. Sadly, all the meth has been left behind the scenes of the shoot, with the plot instead centering around the fact that California has outlawed the production and consumption of pornography, as well as all male enhancement drugs.

Walt still has terminal cancer, but now he also has erectile dysfunction-the guy just can’t catch a break! With the help of his former high school student, Jessie, he concoc(k)ts a plan to make porn legal once and for all.

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Speaking of porn, LA passed another condoms-in-porn law in yesterday’s election.

You may have noticed a certain unicorn of democracy behind president Obama during his speech last night. Here are 10 famous women from history who wore flags in their hair.

Watch the brains of the anchors of Fox News malfunction on air as their station calls the election for Obama. Their refusal to accept the call is the best reality TV all year.

Kate Upton’s uncle is a Republican Congressman who won reelection in Michigan yesterday. While he’s anti-climate change, the rest of the country is for global warming it means a change to see more of his niece in her bikini.

With almost 50k votes, Roseanne Barr was only four candidates away from becoming the leader of the free world.

Obama’s first four years and road to a second victory presented as a delicious game of Candy Land.

Starwarigami is so astoundingly intricate it would take the skills of a Jedi to successfully complete a piece.

At least the republicans can take solace in the small victories, like the birth of this adorable baby elephant.

The mother of a 3-year-old boy was fined by police for allowing her son to pee in their own front yard. This is Obama’s America.

1600 Pennsylvania Avenue is just one of the most beautiful presidential homes in the world.

No matter their school colors, theses progressive universities are going green.

The all male student body of Hampden-Sydney College didn’t take the news of Obama’s reelection too well. Too much pent up repressed homosexual angst perhaps?

Everyone’s favorite Twitter curator, @Fart ,captured some dads who weren’t too happy about the results either.

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