2012’s 20 Best Moments in Sport, Captioned by Mitt Romney SHARE: Tweet </noscript> My love of sport is well-documented. So when I was approached to caption the best 20 photos from the world of athletics this year, I put down the pump and said, “Heck, I’ve got nothing better to do!” Clear eyes, full hearts! “Medal. Gold. Good.” (AP Photo/Gregory Bull) “My sons perform this same routine at the opening ceremony of the Romney Olympics!” (AP Photo/Ermino Armino) “Hey, what’s Spanish One-Eyed John Turturro doing with Ann’s temple garments?” (AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa de Olza) Follow Us “Ha ha ha! Terrific!” (AP Photo/Jeff Chiu) “Man is the most dangerous game.” (AP Photo/Mikhail Metzel) MORE BEST OF 2012: • 38 People Who Had a Much Worse 2012 Than You Did • Humanitarian of the Year: The Best of Kate Upton in 2012 “Election Night 2012, amirite?” (AP Photo/Mark Humphrey) “Ha ha ha, that’s a pretty unique way to block someone’s path to the basket!” (AP Photo/Lynne Sladky) “Tiger knows binders full of women.” (AP Photo/Eric Risberg) Follow Us “Neither of us have won anything since 2004.” (AP Photo/Marcio Jose Sanchez) “Clearly these people didn’t vote for me. What?! Because they’re not American. You’re the racist.” (AP Photo/Schalk van Zuydam) “Tagg’s not interested — which one of you beasts wants to stud my Rafalca?” (AP Photo/David J. Phillip) MORE BEST OF 2012: • Breaking Bad’s Best of 2012, Bitch! • Bill Murray’s 2012: The Life Exotic “This might just be my favorite photograph from this summer’s The Hunger Games.” (AP Photo/Daniel Ochoa De Olza) “This is why we never give the boys juice.” (AP Photo/Martin Meissner) Follow Us “Ann loves when I joke around and say ‘It’s funny ’cause his name is Bolt!’” (AP Photo/Anja Niedringhaus) “Tall Paul Ryan doing Gagnam Dance? Funny!” (AP Photo/Andy Wong) “ObamaCare metaphor!” (AP Photo/Vincent Thian) “I can’t believe the savings at Costco either.” (AP Photo/Anja Niedringhaus) “If he lands on the roof … ah, dang it, now even I’m making dumb Seamus jokes.” (AP Photo/Mike Groll) “Betcha 10,000 bucks this guy drowns. Yeah, it’s morbid — you people did this to me.” (AP Photo/Kirsty Wigglesworth) “See, just look how successful outsourcing can be.” (AP Photo/Bill Kostroun, File) MORE BEST OF 2012: • Year of the Troll: 4Chan in 2012 • Top 55 Pop Songs of 2012 Mash-up Follow Us