During the Iowa State Fair there were circulating photos of Michele Bachmann and Rick Perry trying to lay on the folksy charm by deep-throating corn dogs in an effort to “connect with voters.”
It’s a ridiculous political stunt that has somehow become required of our candidates. Just in case you need a refresher, here are Perry and Bachmann’s White House resume-padding antics.
Never mind whether they can run a country or not, or if they have any solutions to America’s ailing problems. Nope, if you can deep throat a fried corn dog you’re as qualified as the next Food Network star.
Someone made a spectacular GIF that may be considered the Rosemary’s Baby or The Exorcist of the Political GIF. Once you take a look below you will never be able to unsee this. Fair warning. Okay.
If your first thought upon seeing the GIF above was to have horrific flashbacks to that one scene (Jesus so, so, so NSFW or NSFLife) from Aranofsky’s Requiem for a Dream, congratulations you are part of the club. It’s probably not a club anyone should belong to, though.