Jerkface Troll Brags on YouTube About Dressing Up as a Veteran for Free Stuff
You might have thought Blaster, the mentally impaired bodyguard of Bartertown, died after fighting Mel Gibson’s Mad Max in the Thunderdome.
But you would be wrong.
After the celluloid stopped rolling, Blaster went to live a quiet life as a professional troll on YouTube. As Johnnyb34435, he admits to making a full army costume — complete with fake ribbons and medals — to wear around town just to get free stuff. He laughs at how the “sheeple” happily give him free food and pay for his expensive drinks.
After all, American citizens do love their veterans, even if the government doesn’t treat them so nicely.
Come Veterans Day and Memorial Day, Americans will gladly open their wallets with a meal or a beer to say thanks to our those who serve or have served. And then Blaster has to go ruin all the fun by breaking the (unconstitutional) Stolen Valor Act of 2005 — if he’s telling the truth and not just being an epic troll.
The Supreme Court in October announced it would soon be taking up the constitutionality of the Stolen Valor Act, which made it a crime to lie about having received military medals.
Seriously, though, Stolen Valor aside, can this dude get any creepier?
(via ViralViralVideos)
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