Obama Gives the Rain His Meh Face President Obama and Turkey’s Prime Minister held a joint press conference outside the White House. It rained. Read more More
ACLU Is Wasting Everyone’s Time Trying to Get Modern Family’s Cam & Mitch Hitched The ACLU is urging Modern Family producers to script a big gay wedding for Cam & Mitch. Three reasons why this is a misguided sham. Read more More
View From the Tip-Top of the Washington Monument May Give You Vertigo Don’t let Lucille Austero see this: She’s as stable as a table, and one viewing of this GoPro video may undo all of Dr. Sanderplumb’s work. Read more More
Jesus-Endorsed North Miami Mayoral Candidate Loses, Says Voters ‘Chose Lucifer’ She took it all in stride, as gracious in defeat as her religiosity allows. Just kidding, she accused voters of choosing Lucifer over Jesus. Read more More
Minnesota’s I-35W Bridge Lit Up Like a Rainbow In Recognition of Marriage Equality In recognition of Minnesota’s passage of marriage equality, the City of Minneapolis government lit up the I-35W bridge like a rainbow. Read more More
‘Drunk’ Czech President Can Barely Stand at Public Event, Claims It’s Just a Virus Watch Milos Zeman, an admitted drinker, prop himself up against a wall like a caricature of an old drunkard from a bad movie. Read more More
Is That … Prince Harry’s Stunt Double? Britain’s Prince Harry met with entrepreneurs at an event to promote British trade and tourism. Did he bring his stunt double along? Read more More