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Don’t F*&k With Willie Nelson: Brah’s Getting a Fifth-Degree Black Belt

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer on April 28, 2014

Everyone’s favorite pothead octogenarian is also a badass martial artist.

Singer-songwriter-highwayman Willie Nelson will receive “his fifth-degree black belt in the modern Korean martial art of Gong Kwon Yu Sul” today, one day ahead of his 81st birthday, according to People Magazine.

“It’s a good form of exercise, especially as you get older,” Willie told Men’s Health last year. “I went through school playing all kinds of sports. I played shortstop, I ran track. I played football. I was a pole vaulter.”

There’s a green belt/weed joke somewhere here, but it’s only Monday …

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