Alonzo Liverman is a 29-year-old Florida Man (naturally) who was short on cash but long on an urge to pay a prostitute for a blow job.
The typical man would call it quits and try to get a BJ for free, but when life handed Liverman lemons, he decided to make salad. The prostitute, who was actually an undercover Daytona Beach cop, said, “I’m hungry, you got food?” to which he replied, “I got a salad.”
The prostitute agreed to being paid with a different type of green, and said “I’ll give you a blow job for a salad.” Liverman thought this was totally normal and asked if she was ready to go. Guess he figured she liked it roughage.
The man was then busted for exchanging food for sexual acts, along with nine other men in a reverse sting operation. He appeared in court on Wednesday and pleaded no contest to the misdemeanor charge. He was found guilty by a Circuit Court judge, sentenced to two days in jail and fined $500.
And here with a smart take on the subject is our EIC, @SladeHV:
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— Slade Sohmer (@SladeHV) June 12, 2014