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Federal Officer Responds to Woman’s Request For Help With a Naked Selfie

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Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
January 27, 2014 at 4:08 pm



An unidentified 31-year-old woman needed help finding her uncle, a veteran, so she and her mother turned to the VA in Westwood, California.

There she met Jason Fougere. As CBS 2 in Los Angeles explains, the woman asked for help, and in return this officer was no gentleman (wakka wakka).

This guy might have the worst naked selfie game in the business.

None of his textual healing advances were requited. Not his question of whether she had a boyfriend. Not his request for a shared cup of coffee. Not a photo of himself in full uniform. At that point, you give up, right?

But, no! Fougere allegedly kept going, thinking perhaps he wasn’t being graphic enough. “Your boobs are humongous,” he reportedly wrote in one text. “They must be fake. Those will be the first fake t*ts I touch.”

Impressive gambit by Constable Fougere, but once again this stubborn woman didn’t lunge at his poetic bait. I mean, how could she resist both a compliment and a possible insult in the very same text?

Surely at that point Fougere might remember that he’s an officer and say, “Eh, this one got away.” Nope. Unprovoked naked selfie time … WHILE HOLDING A RAZOR? Swinging for the fences, mighty Casey has struck out.

If these allegations are proven true, Fougere should not only be held legally accountable for his text-rape of someone who obviously had no willingness to play along, but he should be shamed for being just the worst at naked selfies.

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