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Have Mercy: Super Bowl Yogurt Ad Will Feature a Full House Reunion


Slade Sohmer

By Slade Sohmer
January 21, 2014 at 9:45 am

I don’t give a damn about Greek Yogurt, I don’t give a damn about Dannon Oikos, and I don’t give a damn about being such an obvious gullible pawn in some advertising executive’s nefarious scheme to get you to buy foodstuffs by appealing to ’90s nostalgia. All I care about is the potential Full House reunion being teased here for an upcoming Super Bowl ad, and if this leads to the eventual full-cast get-together the Internet has been pining for, then we’re all Greek Yogurt Consumers today. HAVE MERCY:

Wonder if Michelle’s go-go-boy friend Derek will be in this ad. Probably not.



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