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Craigslist Poster Wants a Tuba Player to Follow Rob Ford Around All Day For $125

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The What Will Rob Ford Do Next? bandwagon carries a lighter load these days. The seemingly endless smörgåsbord of unintentional dark comedy turned quite stale, and equally pathetic, somewhere between the cunnilingus presser and the drunken Jamaican accent.

But now that the Toronto mayoral election is underway, some folks are looking for a way to revive the goodtimes gravy train. As the televised debates and candidates’ public events begin in earnest, a group called Unethical Hacks posted to Craigslist a modest proposal to renew our interest.

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The video in the post hints at what the finished product might be:

We reached out to the posters, which turned out to be Unethical Hacks, and they said response has been great:

we got 7 serious responses and have narrowed it down to 2 (who will be able to perform depends on schedules). Because of that, we are still leaving the ad up for further interest.

the short list consists of two professional players which i thought was awesome.

So, yeah, this is happening. One day it’ll drop, and it’ll be everywhere.

SEE ALSO:
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Proof That Chris Farley Would’ve Done a Mean Rob Ford Impression
Rob Ford Gets Hero Worshipped Outside Toronto Argonauts Game

[banner photo via AP; h/t @reporterdonpeat via @mathewi]
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