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Corn Dog Spill Closes Busy Bridge, Time to Call In the Perry/Bachmann Hoover

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Slade Sohmer


By Slade Sohmer on March 25, 2014


This actually happened Tuesday morning: “An 18-wheeler carrying a load of corn dogs overturned around 3:30 in the morning. Authorities say it appears the driver overcorrected his rig, flipped, and spilled his load of corn dogs. The driver was not hurt. The hundreds of boxes of Foster Farm brand corn dogs containing about 76,000 of the deep fried snacks, won’t make it to California.”

First thought, there’s only one solution to this problem — time to bring in the Rick Perry/Michele Bachmann Hoover Vac to get traffic flowin’ again.

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Okay, fine, that’s crazy. Would you prefer the Solo Marcus model?

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Corn dogs and Bachmanns … you turned on yet?

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