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VT High School Cancels Dances Over White Kids’ Twerking, Grinding

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By HVnews on November 11, 2013

Get ready for Footloose II: Twerk ‘N’ Grind Boogaloo.

In what has to be one of the bigger overreactions at any school this year, Vermont’s Stowe High School has decided to cancel its organized dances because a town full of white kids has finally heard of twerking and grinding.

So much for just, like, chaperoning and monitoring the students’ dancing and throwing out the bad twerking apples should it come to that?

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Click the pic of the principal above for some video …

A commenter on WCAX’s website has the right idea here: “Play white music. Problem solved. Nobody’s twerkin to Johnny Cash.”

Miley. Twerking. Dwarf. MTV. Joint? Amsterdam. She Can’t Stop.
Mother Publicly Scolds Daughter for Twerking at School Dance

Interestingly enough, Stowe’s dances get an Urban Dictionary mention:


Maybe we just need more of these moms around.

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