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Putin Hoping Boyz II Men Will Help Russians Procreate Like Rabbits

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By Slade Sohmer on January 31, 2013

Vladimir Putin wants Russians to fuck like rabbits.

The Russian president has made no secret of the fact that he wants his citizens to procreate for the economic betterment of the nation.

In his 2012 state-of-the-nation address back in December, Putin made positive mention of recent legislative measures to dole out cash and benefits to mothers having a second child, which is a strong step toward having a third. “It’s important that families make that step,” he said. “I am convinced that the norm in Russia should become a family with three children.”

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How best to achieve the goal of speeding up Russia’s birth rate? By hiring the ’90s R&B aphrodisiac Boyz II Men to play in Moscow. Seriously.

“The stylish trio of Boyz II Men, the most successful R&B group of all time, is coming to Moscow on Feb. 6. The group will perform a selection of their classic and new romantic ballads, hopefully giving Russian men some inspiration ahead of St. Valentine’s Day,” the Moscow Times reported.

Or maybe Boyz II Men is simply on a world tour and this whole thing is trumped up … but that’s too boring to print. Bang away, Russia!

Just one look at these videos and it’s clear there will be a big Baby Boom at the end of 2013. Winter is coming, and so will Russian men.

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