FACT: When the Boston Red Sox win the World Series, there will be F bombs on the local news. But this one is special, because it’s almost secondary to the fact this drunken maroon has no idea what year he was born.
Both “More than f*&king history” and “I’ve been alive since … probably … 1988” need to be a thing now. Will Hunting he is not.
While we’re at it, let’s flip some cars and junk: