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Feces Fugitive Leads Police on Foot Chase After Smearing Poop on Car

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By HVnews on March 5, 2013


The headline may lead you to believe this is a story fresh from the Sunshine State, but this is one Florida can’t claim as their own.

Instead, it was a man in El Cajon, California, who was caught standing on top of a Toyota Camry smearing feces early Tuesday morning. El Cajon Police were called to an apartment complex, responding to reports of a prowler when they stumbled across a man bouncing on a car in only his underwear.

As police approached the individual he quickly pulled on shorts and gave chase, jumping over a fence separating the street and Interstate 8.

Officers chased the man down the highway as sheriff’s deputies worked quickly to shut down all westbound lanes, but not before his antics caused a crash. Not choosing to half-ass the thing, as the subject did, a police helicopter was even called in to help in the apprehension of the man who started this sh*tstorm of a police chase. Eventually, the man was aprehended at a Cleveland Steamer trolley station on the other side of the highway.

It’s still unclear at this time if the suspect was under the influence of drugs, mentally unsound, or just German.

[H/T: @uppityfag]
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