There’s a serial pooper on the loose in Albuquerque’s upscale neighborhood of Nob Hill, and one man’s house has become the target.
In an interview with KOAT, the homeowner said he caught the woman runner on surveillance camera repeatedly using the outside of his house as her own personal sh*tter. In the video, the woman literally pulls down her shorts in mid-stride, pops a squat and let’s it go. She doesn’t even wipe.
She’s hit the man’s house on at least four different occasions. The man said it was “malicious fecal distribution” and that “if it happens again, I’m going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, ‘Bad human!'”
If the woman is caught, she could face possible misdemeanor charges.