Police Chief Suspended Over Facebook Photo With Gun-Waving Woman Dumb enough to put your crimes and indiscretions on The Facebook? That’s how the good guys with guns catch bad guys with guns in the 21st century. Dumb enough to put your crimes and indiscretions on Facebook when you’re the police chief? Well, that’s a suspension without pay. The quiet borough of Confluence in Somerset County, Pennsylvania, is up in arms over a photo showing police chief Tom Keller with his arms around a woman who has a handgun tucked into her pants and is brandishing a second gun. Keller has spent 12 years on the police force, half of them as the chief (none as a Rod Farva impersonator). • SEE ALSO: Neil deGrasse Tyson Does the Moonwalk, Appropriately Keller told KDKA that he “filed a complaint with state police” and that someone had hacked his Facebook page, which was supposed to be private. He said he believes the hacker “is just trying to embarrass him.” Hey, it could be worse: At least he wasn’t caught having sex on the hood of his squad car or shooting an escort in the stomach.