Piers Morgan and Alex Jones: Trainwreck TV at Its Bestworst Morgan: How many gun murders were there in Britain last year? Jones: How many chimpanzees can dance on the head of a pin? It takes a lot to make Piers Morgan look like a calm, rational man of reason. But when the CNN host invited self-proclaimed “aggressive constitutionalist” and other-people-proclaimed “conspiracy-spouting wingnut” Alex Jones onto his program to discuss gun violence and Second Amendment culture, Morgan exited looking like a proper poster boy for civil discourse and debate. Jones, who co-created the White House petition to deport Morgan in the aftermath of Morgan’s calling for more gun restrictions following the Newtown shootings, broke out the crazy without even being provoked: “I’m here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms! It doesn’t matter how many lemmings you get out there in the street begging for them to have their guns taken. We will not relinquish them. Do you understand?” Watch this. Don’t watch this. It’s entirely up to you. Follow Us Yikes. On some level, the New York Post was almost as justified publishing that subway death photo than CNN was airing this lunacy. SEE ALSO: • Gun Appreciation Day Is Coming January 19, So Holster Up • Taking You Inside VP Biden’s Guns Task Force Real Clear Politics did some transcribing: ALEX JONES: We did it as a way to bring attention to the fact that we have all of these foreigners, and the Russian government, the official Chinese government — Mao said political power goes out of the barrel of a gun, he killed about 80 million people because he’s the only guy who had the guns — so we did it to point out that this is globalism, and the mega banks that control the planet and brag they have taken over — in Bloomberg, AP, Reuters, you name it — brag that they’re going to get our guns as well. They’ve taken everybody’s guns, but the Swiss and the American people and when they get our guns, they can have their world tyranny while the government buys 1.6 billion bullets, armored vehicles, tanks, helicopters, predator drones, armed now in U.S. skies, being used to arrest people in North Dakota. The Second Amendment isn’t there for duck hunting. It’s there to protect us from tyrannical government and street thugs. Take the woman in India, your piece earlier on CNN earlier, I was watching during Anderson Cooper’s show, didn’t tell you the women of India have signed giant petitions to get firearms because the police can’t and won’t protect them. The answer is — wait a minute, I have FBI crime statistics that come out of a year late, 2011, 20-plus percent crime drop in the last nine years, real violent crime because more guns means less crime. Britain took the guns 15, 16 years ago. Tripling of your overall violent crime. True, we have a higher gun violence level, but overall, muggings, stabbing, deaths — those men raped that woman to India to death with an iron rod 4 feet long. You can’t ban the iron rods. The guns, the iron rods, Piers, didn’t do it, the tyrants did it. Hitler took the guns Stalin took the guns, Mao took the guns, Fidel Castro took the guns, Hugo Chavez took the guns, and I’m here to tell you, 1776 will commence again if you try to take our firearms! It doesn’t matter how many lemmings you get out there in the street begging for them to have their guns taken. We will not relinquish them. Do you understand? … ALEX JONES: I already said earlier that England had lower gun crime rate because you took all the guns. But you have hoards of people burning down cities and beating old women’s brains out out everyday. They arrest people in England if they defend themselves, that’s on record. My God, you have a total police state. Everybody is fleeing the country because — you’ve had to flee, bud. Yeah, you fled here. Why don’t you go back and face the charges for the hacking scandal? PIERS MORGAN: Answer this question. How many – JONES: Why did you get fired from the Daily Mirror for putting out fake stories? You’re a hatchet man of the New World Order. You’re a hatchet man! And I’m going to say this here, you think you’re a tough guy? Have me back with a boxing ring and I’ll wear red, white, and blue, and you’ll wear your Jolly Roger. SEE ALSO: • ‘Deport Piers Morgan’ Gun Control Petition Crosses 60,000 Signatures • CT Paper Puts Gun Show Ad Next to Article About Sandy Hook Slade Sohmer Slade Sohmer is editor-in-chief of HyperVocal and co-host of SiriusXM's daily "Politics Powered By Twitter" program. Tweet him at @SladeHV.